She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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