everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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