bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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