I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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