i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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