come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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