I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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