Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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