Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Enjoy the penises
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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