Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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