Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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