what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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