South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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