I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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