I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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