today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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