nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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