Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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