you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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