come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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