I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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