I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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