Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
They have beer where we have blood.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Randomize
