3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
