I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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