College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This baby is an asshole
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Enjoy the penises
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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