Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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You. Win. At. Life.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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