What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
