what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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