My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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