I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Come on in and take your pants off
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