Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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