Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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