What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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