I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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