It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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