I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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