Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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