Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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