What did we do last night that was yellow?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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