Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
My pussy is not your playground.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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