yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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