She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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