She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
