Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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