38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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