do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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