new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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