I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
