we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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