Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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